Laughing on the floor in front of my workplace while holding the application because it read like she was, but she isn’t.
Saran Wrap ain’t gon’ do nothin’
Put this in my essay
Doing the Marion Crane
I need to post more…
Anyway, the day before Megan’s birthday we went to go see Waking Sleeping Beauty. It’s a documentary about the rebirth of Disney. Quick Synopsis: The Walt Disney Company wasn’t doing it’s best and a few films saved the company (i.e. The Little Mermaid, Beauty and the Beast, The Lion King) The whole film is an expose from 1984 to 1994 about Disney, it mentions these successful films, and the power struggle between the company’s leaders. The director of the documentary was there too and his name is Don Hahn and he also produced The Lion King and Beauty and the Beast among other films.
Wow I just bored you guys to shit. I’m sorry. Here’s a gif.
Well anyway the movie was pretty good, but Megan and I had the weirdest experience. First of all we go inside and I pick a row next to these two seats that say reserved. We sat in the seats next to the reserved ones. There is this vaguely weird girl that I don’t want to sit next to so I make Megan sit next to her.
Love you Megan, turns out I made a good choice. This bitch is yelling and hollering and is having a laugh riot over nothing. Her reaction is basically hysterical laughter to some shitty joke on the back of a Laffy Taffy wrapper. Not only is she laughing her ass off in the most high pitch noise, but she is clapping at the screen, like some God damn seal. I’m glad I avoided that. Then there was a Q&A and I had a good question, but of course I wait to the last minute to ask and don’t get picked. However, it was very cool that I kind of met the guy who produced my favorite animated film.
As I said before it was Megan’s birthday and I asked what she wanted to eat and she said…
So I have the brilliant idea of going to my hometown of BUR-BANK and we went to go and get Shakey’s and we discussed politics and talked like grown ups, which is funny how we go from that to our adventure in IKEA.
Basically Megan and I played house for about two hours. We went and saw rooms like the Colleen Yarger Apartment, the Tommy Biering Office, and our perfect little apartment. It was so nice, it was the nicest one there and I wanted to live in it. We also visited another make-shift apartment and got in the bathtub. While in the bathtub I have the great idea to do the Marion Crane from Psycho which is basically this
SPOILER ALERT!!!! (However, if you didn’t know about this you must be a hermit)
I tried to do this in the bathtub, but it didn’t really work out because it was too high, so I just started doing it randomly throughout the store.
All in all, a very eventful day and we saw a car on fire on the way home. Megan called 911 like a good person.
This has been story time with Gonzalo.